i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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