And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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