have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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