You work out of a Hotel?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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