i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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