The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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