He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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