I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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