The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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