Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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