Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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