Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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