i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
well, you know. whores of a feather.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
wow bdsm is so cute
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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