Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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