Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Floor bacon is actually really good
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