I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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