im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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