38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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