I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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