I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
zippers are such a cool invention
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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