TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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