i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My dick has a subreddit
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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