That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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