He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
