I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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