There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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