You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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