Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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