i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
