No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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