At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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