he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I have already put on my inside pants.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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