He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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