My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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