I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him āBeast Modeā. So. Many. Orgasms.
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