I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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