Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
