Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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