i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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