what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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