If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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