you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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