just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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