your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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