it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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