What did we do last night that was yellow?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
