I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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