Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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