i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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