I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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