I accidentally burped into my bong.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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