You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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