I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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