i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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