Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You can't just leave with hair like that
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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