it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
