I'm jealous of your bromance
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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