I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Randomize
