I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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